Pig Guns

So I have this art class and I'm done with my project, so I decided to make a pig, but I screwed up, and it turned into like a blow dryer type thing, which slowly turned into a ray gun. So if you see me walking around with my weapon, please, its SUPPOSED to be a pig. Well now you know the story. Please note that my pig gun does not look particularly badass yet, but I will have it spraypainted tomorrow and then I will change the picture to my pig gun!
Have you ever had something just really good, like so good, every other kind of it seems horrible? These donuts, at Montana, they make them right in front of your eyes. These little tiny hot greasy donuts, they make them, coat them in sugar, and give them to you in a bag. Now I freakin hate every donut I have, because I compare it to these really good ones in Montana.  You know what the thing I hate most is? When you wake up in an abandoned bathroom chained to a pipe and you have to saw your feet off and you eventually die because the dead guy in front of you is actually alive and is the one who set you up and has a loaded gun and shoots you! Damn! About the survey, we already have 4 votes. 6 to go, so far everyone is for making it public!

...Rant

Quicklist: People Who Can Die And I Wouldn't Care

Hey all! I'm back from my one month sabbatical! You may be wondering, what has Rant been doing all this time? Even bigger question, why is Rant still hiding his identity when all the invited readers know his real name? Reason being, Raging Hobbit may go public again! I will have all the enthusiasts decide on whether we should go public again or not! Before You all cast your vote, please take note of my pros and cons of going public! PROS- More readers. Current readers don't have to sign in every time they read. Author hates signing in every time which deters him from posting more. Facebook links will have pretty colored pictures again! CONS- Rapists. Rage's inability to censor his posts. Stupid people not understanding blog. Rapists. Teachers. Rapists. Now that you have carefully read my pros and cons, please say "public" or "private" as a comment on the blog or the Facebook page! Keep in mind that the decision is made as soon as we get ten votes! Don't be the one enthusiast that doesn't get his vote counted! Anyway, what better way to launch a new RH era as to make a post about people who can die and I wont care? Let the storm begin!

People Who Can Die And I Wouldn't Care

-Dead people.

-People who say they cook, but can only bake.

-Rapists

-Bad Guys. Like rapists.

-40 year old women who eat sushi/bad olives and use expressions like "he's out of his gourd!"

-Anybody who uses expressions like "he's out of his gourd!"

-People who say they have something funny to show me on the internet, and start typing "icanhaz.." in the address bar.

-People who watch youtube videos like "star wars lego rap"

-People who make youtube videos like "star wars lego rap"

-People who pinch people who don't wear green on saint patricks day.

-Superstitious people. I will not put fucking salt over my shoulder.

-Jerry McConnell and his huge fucking fish mouth.

-Anyone who thinks the world will end in 2012

-Jerry McConnell

So! Now you have read the first post of the new Raging Hobbit era. Please cast your vote below or on the facebook page!

...Rant