Rant's Complete List Of True Celebrity Rumors and Brief Rant On American Idol

I hate American Idol. Its just the whole..."and the winner is.." *commercials* "now the winner of American Idol 2010 is.." *commercials* "ITS L-" *commericials* "ITS LEE"! American Idol would be really really short if it wasn't for all the suspenseful crap. Well I hate American Idol. Who gives a crap if Lee wins or Fat Black Mike wins. Or if Crystal or Bearded Retard wins. And I hate the judges. WTF is Ellen doing on the show gtfo!! This show is reserved for straight people only! *cough adamlambert cough* You should've learned your lesson when Adam Lambert lost! IDOL HATES GAY PEOPLE. AMERICA HATES GAY PEOPLE. But why? Adam Lambert should have won, he was better anyway..not that I care about American Idol anyway, but the gay one always loses. I could make a giant list of gay failures. I hate the english judge too. GO TO BRITISH IDOL; YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. YOU DON'T EVEN TALK RIGHT. He's the most harsh out of all the judges. Here's what I say, if you don't have anything nice to say, shut the f*ck up and sail back to your own country! I hate Randy too. Mostly because his name is Randy. I hate people named Randy. Now for a totally separate thing, I will list all of my true celebrity rumors.

True Celeb Rumors

By Rant

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1. Lady Gaga has a penis. I saw it first hand.

2. Paul McCartney Is dead. I know this because I cremated him and burning Beatle smells AWFUL

3. Michael Jackson is still alive! I saw him driving his car and blasting Billie Jean!

4. Justin Bieber is gay. He asked me out.

5. Mr. Steve blues clues died of a heroin overdose, I remember his last words "dude..Rant.....that was some strong acid..."

Now you know. I have to go, bye.

...Rant.

Glee Spoiler

Its pretty late, even for me, so this is going to be brief. Thats the gay one in the picture!

Glee Spoiler.

Warning.

Contains Spoilers.

What happens in Glee world of the near future. The gay one strangles the dude in the wheelchair. Ms. 40 Year-Old-Virgin-Boss-Lesbian beats the living crap out of the gay one. The asian and the hot one get into a bar fight and both get shot by the fat one. Mowhawk dude dies from heroin overdose. The ginger stabs the fat one in vain, and the rest of the characters who cannot be put into general stereotypes move to Alaska and become eskimos and spend their days drawing wooly mammoths inside of their igloo.

Ginger chick eats a bad pickle and gets herpes.

So thats basically what happened. Have a good two more hours of Tuesday, a day which you will probably completely forget within the next few weeks essentially making it completely insignificant. Bye.

...Rant