Tuesday, November 26, 2013

New Jersey Niggers Continue to Stir Up Controversy Over Name

NEWARK, NJ--- New Jersey Niggers owner Guy Whitey again defended the franchise's nickname, this time in a letter to season-ticket holders, pointing to tradition and arguing that the team's past "isn't just where we came from -- it's who we are."
Whitey wrote to fans that he wanted them to "hear straight from me on the issue.""The name was never a label," Whitey said in the letter. "It was, and continues to be, a badge of honor."
Whitey said that four players plus the coach were African-Americans on the first NJ Niggers roster. Whitey continues to claim that the name was originally incepted to honor Tayvon Brown, former coach.  "Tayvon was a great influence to the franchise.  Changing the name would not only disgrace Brown, but would disgrace every nigger in America." 
There has been a surge of interest in changing the team's nickname, starting in the offseason.
President Barack Obama said Saturday that if he were the owner, he would consider changing the name. Through it all, Whitey has remained resolute about not changing it.
"I've listened carefully to the commentary and perspectives on all sides, and I respect the feelings of those who are offended by the team name," Whitey wrote. "But I hope such individuals also try to respect what the name means, not only for all of us in the extended New Jersey Niggers family, but among African-Americans too."
That's much more mild than what he told USA Today Sports in May: "Fuck these dirty prison welfare niggers and soft-ass liberal pussy faggots trying to shit all over my team.  God damn my dick is hard.  Fuck."
Whitey said in 1971, Former coach Buddy Honkey consulted with "a black friend" to design the emblem on the Niggers' helmets, changing it from the "N" to the current African-American head. Honkey's son Bruce, the team's general manager, talked about this in February as well.
"New Jersey Niggers is more than a name we have called our football team for over eight decades," Whitey wrote. "It is a symbol of everything we stand for: strength, courage, pride, and respect -- the same values we know guide African-Americans and which are embedded throughout their rich history as the original plantation laborers."
Whitey also talked about his link to the team, going to games at the Niggers' Stadium as a 6-year-old with his father. And seeing his father smile when singing the team's fight song, "Hang That Coon."
"That tradition -- the song, the cheer -- it mattered so much to me as a child, and I know it matters to every other Niggers fan in the tri-state area and across the nation," Whitey wrote.
Whitey pointed out that the Annenberg Public Policy Center polled nearly 1,000 self-identified African-Americans from across the continental U.S. and found that 90 percent of African-Americans did not find the team name "New Jersey Niggers" to be "offensive." And he cited a 2013 Associated Press survey that found 79 percent of respondents said the team should not change its name -- and only 11 percent believed it should.
"When I consider the New Jersey Niggers name, I think of what it stands for," Whitey wrote. "I think of the New Jersey Niggers traditions and pride I want to share with my three children, just as my father shared with me -- and just as you have shared with your family and friends."
He closed the letter with a nod to opponents of the nickname but clearly with a desire to keep the name.
"I respect the opinions of those who disagree. I want them to know that I do hear them, and I will continue to listen and learn. But we cannot ignore our 81-year history, or the strong feelings of most of our fans as well as African-Americans throughout the country. After 81 years, the team name 'Niggers' continues to hold the memories and meaning of where we came from, who we are, and who we want to be in the years to come. We are Niggers Nation ... and we owe it to our fans and coaches and players, past and present, to preserve that heritage."
In a survey, respondents were asked to suggest appropriate name-changes.  Popular entries included "New Jersey Niggas," "New Jersey Shores," and "New Jersey Sucks".  
Whitey has not yet made a statement concerning the suggestions.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Who the Fuck Still Reads The Raging Hobbit?


Wow, it's my first time logging into The Raging Hobbit since, well, March 2012.  Ok, that's not too bad.  I've left behind a legacy of broken promises.  Sunday rants?  Yeah, didn't do that.  Annual Christmas rant?  Yeah, didn't do that.  Updating the blog at all in any way?  Pshhh.  I feel like I should apologize or something, but the thing is...

Nobody fucking reads this blog.

Who am I again?  Rant?  That's my pseudonym?  Who's the other guy again?  I'm not even sure if he remembers the password.  It took me a few tries to get it right.

I feel like I'm blogging at a brick wall.

Reflection time.  I'm looking at my old blog posts.  Shitty here, shitty there. Interesting here, funny there, shitty there.  As a year-older version of myself a year ago, this blog seems like a mixed bag, a lot of hit and miss topics, a lot of beating daed horses.  Some quality content.  Not much though.  Anyway, that's my critique of my own blog.  Maybe in a few years I'll do it again.

Holy shit, 23 followers.  That's about as many people as you can fit in my attic, if you really pack them tight.  It's a fair amount of people for such a mediocre blog, I guess.  But how many of them actually read the blog?  Who are they?  How did they find out about us?  I seem to remember our readers being mostly people I know personally, a few randoms, and a bunch of asians.  Remember the  2011 asian invasion?  Of course you don't- you don't read this blog.  In fact, you aren't even reading this right now.

What is the point of this post?  Why am I taking my time to write to people who aren't going to read this?  Am I trying to reboot the blog?  Of course not, I don't have any fucking time to write this blog.  Maybe I'll just turn it into a watered-down, simplified version of what it was before.

Why is there a tiger with Down Syndrome attached to this post?  is it because I always attach picture to my posts, even if its totally unnecessary?  

I used to make money from this blog?  Holy shit, I just remembered that.  That explains the shitty google ads on the side.

Wait, where are the ads?  Did my adsense account get shut down because my blog sucked too much?  Or was it because out of the zero readers we have, zero of them clicked on the ads?

Fuck, I have to fix that.  I think I actually made money from this once.

-rant  (is that how I do it?)