Rant on Saw

DAMN IT! I was so happy that they changed "Saw 3D" back to "Saw VII", but they changed it back AGAIN! And then theres Paranormal freakin activity 2, which comes out on like the same day, which is probably going to worse than every single awful horror sequel in the world combined, which the director of "SAW 3D" wanted to direct anyway. It depends, what do you like better? Filming people getting tortured or filming people talking about ghosts for 2 and a half hours? F*ck Paranormal Activity! Thats like Dennis Kucinich shit! And f*ck "SAW 3D". Its going to be awful because the sick retards who produce Saw are running out of money to spend on child pornography so they ditched the idea of Saw 8, so the movie is either going to be long as shit or going to have like two stories going on at once like Saw V, so you can't tell what happened when or if this happened in Saw III era or post-Saw era. You know what else I hate about Saw? They make GREAT effing posters! FOR THE WORST MOVIES. Saw IV must have been the shittiest movie of them all, but they have this awesome poster (above) of Jigsaw's head, which incidentally weighs eight pounds! The best movie, The first Saw, is only a picture of a dudes leg with the vibrance turned all the way down. Another thing I hate about Saw is that all my favorite guys die. Lawrence, the blonde prick, lives, of course, when Adam has to die! Eric Matthews, the guy played by Mark Wahlberg's brother, dies, but Detective Hoffman lives! Whoever Danny Glover played was killed by Zepp, Zepp was killed my Adam, Adam was killed by Amanda, Amanda was killed by Jeff, Jeff was killed by Strahm, Strahm was killed by Hoffman, and Hoffman, was SUPPOSED to be killed by Jigsaw's really hot wife, but of course he LIVED! I hate Hoffman! I hope a dies a really gruesome death in Saw VII, which I refuse to call Saw 3D.

[Update- in Saw 3D, Hoffman was killed my Lawrence! win!]

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Strangers With Free Candy

Have you ever felt like theres someone you really shouldn't introduce yourself to? Thats how I feel right now. There are a bunch of people in my house right now for some event which I'm not entirely sure is for, and I keep having to introduce myself to creepy people who keep asking me how old I am, what grade I'm in, and if I want to go in their van for some free candy. So here I am, shut in my room with my cat, trying to avoid introducing myself to strangers.

Reasons Not to Leave my Room.

1.) Someone is making parrot noises.

2.) They are now making owl noises.

3.) Everyone is a lawyer.

4.) I heard my dad say my name , and then I heard a bunch of people laugh.

5.) In my room there is my laptop, my iPod, my bookshelf, my cat, and my stuffed Raging Hobbit head.

6.) Outside my room, there are creepy lawyer strangers, bad sandwiches, a tub of ice, and singing people.

7.) I'm not done with this post yet.

Anyway, I would also like to add o to my old Nazi Lifeguard post by noting that I hate lifeguards. I hate them so much. First of all, its the swimming pool's fault for having the lap lanes in the middle of the pool so you have to get out every time you want to go to the other end, and then the douchebag lifeguard yells at you for cutting though the lanes even if no one is swimming laps. They yell at you for every thing they can find reasons to yell about. they LIKE getting people in trouble for stupid reasons! They all LOOK the same, too! Blonde haired guys with red tinted sunglasses and way to much sunscreen. I swear, I would love to line up every lifeguard and personally strangle all of them.

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Fists of Rage

I would like to unleash my fists of rage first today on an Italian restaurant that gave me a dish of something they called olive oil, that may have killed my mouth. I swear, there was no olive oil in that. It tasted like something that i would not mention in polite conversation. The bread was great, but I swear, this was no olive oil. There was also some plastic thing in my gnocchi.

I would also like to unleash my fists of rage on my cell phone for jumping out of my pocket in New York City. There is absolutely no way I am getting that back. They funny thing is, I could have SWORN I had it in the car on the way back, but it is no where to be seen.

I would like to unleash my fists of rage on Matt Damon.

I would also like to unleash my fists of rage on the Spanish soccer team. I hate Spanish soccer players. They kind of look like asshole neanderthals. I think the Germany defeat is the fault of the referee for not calling ANY of Ramos's fouls, especially when he fouled Ozil the moment before he was about to score a goal.

I would also like to unleash my fists of rage on whatever genius changed the name for Saw 7. If you didn't already know, it is now called "Saw 3D- The Traps Come Alive". That has to be the worst name i have heard in my life. It barely makes sense, plus, Saw has now fallen into the terrible hellhole of new movies in 3D. I always found it hard on my eyes to watch 3D movies, and I will only be satisfied if some guys liver gets blown out into the audience and someone starts screaming. I like watching people get scared of 3D movies, it makes me happy.

I would also like to unleash my fists of rage on Blogger for not accepting my password for like 2 months.

[Update, my phone was under my bed.]

[Update, the name was changed to Saw- The Final Chapter. much better.]

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Explanation

I had some password issues and thats why I haven't posted since May but its all good. I'll post tomorrow, its like midnight right now so bye.

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