Tuesday, November 26, 2013

New Jersey Niggers Continue to Stir Up Controversy Over Name

NEWARK, NJ--- New Jersey Niggers owner Guy Whitey again defended the franchise's nickname, this time in a letter to season-ticket holders, pointing to tradition and arguing that the team's past "isn't just where we came from -- it's who we are."
Whitey wrote to fans that he wanted them to "hear straight from me on the issue.""The name was never a label," Whitey said in the letter. "It was, and continues to be, a badge of honor."
Whitey said that four players plus the coach were African-Americans on the first NJ Niggers roster. Whitey continues to claim that the name was originally incepted to honor Tayvon Brown, former coach.  "Tayvon was a great influence to the franchise.  Changing the name would not only disgrace Brown, but would disgrace every nigger in America." 
There has been a surge of interest in changing the team's nickname, starting in the offseason.
President Barack Obama said Saturday that if he were the owner, he would consider changing the name. Through it all, Whitey has remained resolute about not changing it.
"I've listened carefully to the commentary and perspectives on all sides, and I respect the feelings of those who are offended by the team name," Whitey wrote. "But I hope such individuals also try to respect what the name means, not only for all of us in the extended New Jersey Niggers family, but among African-Americans too."
That's much more mild than what he told USA Today Sports in May: "Fuck these dirty prison welfare niggers and soft-ass liberal pussy faggots trying to shit all over my team.  God damn my dick is hard.  Fuck."
Whitey said in 1971, Former coach Buddy Honkey consulted with "a black friend" to design the emblem on the Niggers' helmets, changing it from the "N" to the current African-American head. Honkey's son Bruce, the team's general manager, talked about this in February as well.
"New Jersey Niggers is more than a name we have called our football team for over eight decades," Whitey wrote. "It is a symbol of everything we stand for: strength, courage, pride, and respect -- the same values we know guide African-Americans and which are embedded throughout their rich history as the original plantation laborers."
Whitey also talked about his link to the team, going to games at the Niggers' Stadium as a 6-year-old with his father. And seeing his father smile when singing the team's fight song, "Hang That Coon."
"That tradition -- the song, the cheer -- it mattered so much to me as a child, and I know it matters to every other Niggers fan in the tri-state area and across the nation," Whitey wrote.
Whitey pointed out that the Annenberg Public Policy Center polled nearly 1,000 self-identified African-Americans from across the continental U.S. and found that 90 percent of African-Americans did not find the team name "New Jersey Niggers" to be "offensive." And he cited a 2013 Associated Press survey that found 79 percent of respondents said the team should not change its name -- and only 11 percent believed it should.
"When I consider the New Jersey Niggers name, I think of what it stands for," Whitey wrote. "I think of the New Jersey Niggers traditions and pride I want to share with my three children, just as my father shared with me -- and just as you have shared with your family and friends."
He closed the letter with a nod to opponents of the nickname but clearly with a desire to keep the name.
"I respect the opinions of those who disagree. I want them to know that I do hear them, and I will continue to listen and learn. But we cannot ignore our 81-year history, or the strong feelings of most of our fans as well as African-Americans throughout the country. After 81 years, the team name 'Niggers' continues to hold the memories and meaning of where we came from, who we are, and who we want to be in the years to come. We are Niggers Nation ... and we owe it to our fans and coaches and players, past and present, to preserve that heritage."
In a survey, respondents were asked to suggest appropriate name-changes.  Popular entries included "New Jersey Niggas," "New Jersey Shores," and "New Jersey Sucks".  
Whitey has not yet made a statement concerning the suggestions.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Who the Fuck Still Reads The Raging Hobbit?


Wow, it's my first time logging into The Raging Hobbit since, well, March 2012.  Ok, that's not too bad.  I've left behind a legacy of broken promises.  Sunday rants?  Yeah, didn't do that.  Annual Christmas rant?  Yeah, didn't do that.  Updating the blog at all in any way?  Pshhh.  I feel like I should apologize or something, but the thing is...

Nobody fucking reads this blog.

Who am I again?  Rant?  That's my pseudonym?  Who's the other guy again?  I'm not even sure if he remembers the password.  It took me a few tries to get it right.

I feel like I'm blogging at a brick wall.

Reflection time.  I'm looking at my old blog posts.  Shitty here, shitty there. Interesting here, funny there, shitty there.  As a year-older version of myself a year ago, this blog seems like a mixed bag, a lot of hit and miss topics, a lot of beating daed horses.  Some quality content.  Not much though.  Anyway, that's my critique of my own blog.  Maybe in a few years I'll do it again.

Holy shit, 23 followers.  That's about as many people as you can fit in my attic, if you really pack them tight.  It's a fair amount of people for such a mediocre blog, I guess.  But how many of them actually read the blog?  Who are they?  How did they find out about us?  I seem to remember our readers being mostly people I know personally, a few randoms, and a bunch of asians.  Remember the  2011 asian invasion?  Of course you don't- you don't read this blog.  In fact, you aren't even reading this right now.

What is the point of this post?  Why am I taking my time to write to people who aren't going to read this?  Am I trying to reboot the blog?  Of course not, I don't have any fucking time to write this blog.  Maybe I'll just turn it into a watered-down, simplified version of what it was before.

Why is there a tiger with Down Syndrome attached to this post?  is it because I always attach picture to my posts, even if its totally unnecessary?  

I used to make money from this blog?  Holy shit, I just remembered that.  That explains the shitty google ads on the side.

Wait, where are the ads?  Did my adsense account get shut down because my blog sucked too much?  Or was it because out of the zero readers we have, zero of them clicked on the ads?

Fuck, I have to fix that.  I think I actually made money from this once.

-rant  (is that how I do it?)




Thursday, March 15, 2012

Shitting on Hitler

God damn it.  Seriously, whats offensive about a picture of Hitler?  Its not like I wrote "THIS GUY IS GREAT AND I SUPPORT HIM IN HIS JEW POLICIES".  Let me tell you what I did.  I posted a picture to a page with over 300,000 members, "Most Beautiful Teen Contest".  Its where fat ugly chicks post pictures of themselves from crazy angles and use painful "photo editing" to try to get likes from  sweaty horny arab boys.  The "most liked" picture is the "winner", although the admins of the page obviously have no fucking clue how to find out which picture has the most likes, and are just sitting back on their chairs with some popcorn watching the hell-hole they've created.  Anyway, I posted this picture of Adolph Hitler and wrote as a caption "I'm very shy plz be nice <3", a choice of words commonly seen on this page.  While the average picture got around 8 likes, this one got 43.  It also resulted in brilliant Hitler puns in the common section.  Facebook thought it necessary to take it down, as a violation of their shitty statements of rights and responsibilities.

What is offensive about this picture?  It is a picture of a person.  I challenge you to name ANY other person or figure I could have posted to facebook and would get removed.  Right, there are none.  But there ARE bad people.  The reason that only Hitler would get removed is because people associate Hitler with everything offensive and bad.  He's not even like a person anymore, he's like a symbol of evil that people are allowed to rage about, even if the picture used has nothing to do with the Holocaust.  Fuck that.  I can post pictures of Hitler if I want to.  Nothing offensive about that.  Hell, I could have even gone with Joseph Kony and not get removed.  And you know how people currently feel about Joseph Kony...

TL;DR Pictures of Hitler aren't offensive.  If you're that sensitive then go fuck yourself.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Printers and Forums



Fuck printers.  And fuck Mac forums.


Printers never seem to work completely correctly. Theres always some fucking error message. And there seems to be no easy solution to any printer problem. Whenever theres something wrong with my printer, I always just have to wait until it fixes itself. Nothing I have ever done has fixed a printer problem. I can fix all kinds of shit, but when it comes to printers, I don't even know where to start. On my mac, all it says is that it can't identify the problem. And on the printer, it can't even tell that my computer is trying to print something. There are like 5 buttons on my printer, and none of them seem to solve any problems. On my mac, the only buttons on the print window are "hold", "delete", and "job info". Job info just says "Can't print." No fucking shit. There needs to be a "Why won't it fucking print" button.

And FUCK Mac forums or any forum thats supposed to solve shit. Whenever I look up a computer related problem, it ALWAYS leads to one of these forums. I know they won't be helpful, but I always end up clicking them anyway. This is what I see.

Original poster says something like- "OK guys, I am a total n00b at printer/computer issues (at this point, my mind goes- 'yes! me too!'). My problem is that [insert my same exact problem here]. (At this point, my mind goes, "yes! he has the same problem and he is also a computer retard! jackpot!"). So I tried configuring the 28164 trifecta ethernet router HTML terminal control 7086 version install Rapety 5.001...."

Ok, stop there. You said you were a "computer n00b". You obviously know a ton of shit about computers, but you know slightly less than the people who know the most about computers, so you say you are a "noob" just to be a prick. Here are the answers I always end up getting:

Answerer 1- "I am having the same exact problem on my Dell Inspirion F5 Rapety Roethlisberger! Someone please answer!"

Wow, thanks. Someone else has the same problem.

Answerer 2-"I am experiencing these troubles on my HP Dickmunch 5.498097 Hitlerjizz."

Fuck you. I don't need to know who else has this problem.

Answerer 3-"i am also having this same problem. Anyone have an answer?"

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Scroll...scroll...scroll..scroll...

Answerer 280356932- "Configure the F98075 Hardon control panel terminal to 9017324 airplane asshole 26508 and then reset your hurrghghf and delete your hitlers."

Original Poster-"That didn't work"

I have given up. I am going to sit in this fucking room next to my printer until it finally prints my shit.

Horrible time for my printer to fail.

Just horrible.

Monday, November 14, 2011

I'm Getting Worried.

Facebook is the main source of my rage.  Those are only a few examples.

...Rant