Thursday, July 22, 2010

Rant on Saw


DAMN IT! I was so happy that they changed "Saw 3D" back to "Saw VII", but they changed it back AGAIN! And then theres Paranormal freakin activity 2, which comes out on like the same day, which is probably going to worse than every single awful horror sequel in the world combined, which the director of "SAW 3D" wanted to direct anyway. It depends, what do you like better? Filming people getting tortured or filming people talking about ghosts for 2 and a half hours? F*ck Paranormal Activity! Thats like Dennis Kucinich shit! And f*ck "SAW 3D". Its going to be awful because the sick retards who produce Saw are running out of money to spend on child pornography so they ditched the idea of Saw 8, so the movie is either going to be long as shit or going to have like two stories going on at once like Saw V, so you can't tell what happened when or if this happened in Saw III era or post-Saw era. You know what else I hate about Saw? They make GREAT effing posters! FOR THE WORST MOVIES. Saw IV must have been the shittiest movie of them all, but they have this awesome poster (above) of Jigsaw's head, which incidentally weighs eight pounds! The best movie, The first Saw, is only a picture of a dudes leg with the vibrance turned all the way down. Another thing I hate about Saw is that all my favorite guys die. Lawrence, the blonde prick, lives, of course, when Adam has to die! Eric Matthews, the guy played by Mark Wahlberg's brother, dies, but Detective Hoffman lives! Whoever Danny Glover played was killed by Zepp, Zepp was killed my Adam, Adam was killed by Amanda, Amanda was killed by Jeff, Jeff was killed by Strahm, Strahm was killed by Hoffman, and Hoffman, was SUPPOSED to be killed by Jigsaw's really hot wife, but of course he LIVED! I hate Hoffman! I hope a dies a really gruesome death in Saw VII, which I refuse to call Saw 3D.

[Update- in Saw 3D, Hoffman was killed my Lawrence! win!]

...Rant

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