Note Things

This Facebook note situation is getting extreme. The 35 things no one cares about note idea has moved to a whole new demographic- that same crew who changes their middle name to "Lautner" and throws a party every time a new Twilight movie comes out. So this means that not only are they taking up wall space, but I also get notifications for it. Having not much to do, I looked at some of these notes, and to be honest, I wouldn't be able to tell any of them apart. Now, since the Raging Hobbit demographic is not these type of people and chances are they aren't reading this post, I can talk about them all I want. So every one has at least four "facts" about how they love/miss their friends, a fact about how they're friends are so nice to them, 2 facts about Jersey Shore/or Snooki, not only that, but EVERY SINGLE ONE is called something like "so this is 35 facts, right?" or "35 facts, I guess". NO. You do not GUESS, or THINK anything. You do not sound cooler by pretending to not understand the concept, which, incidentally, is incredibly easy. you write 35 things about yourself. And you obviously understood it when you were writing the note, so you don't need to pretend you don't get it anymore. Let me just tell you that when I wrote the post "Penis Crackers" It was made as a joke towards my friends, who were the only ones doing this at the time, and YES, I DID make one, but only 2 other people had done it at the time. So stop giving me crap about it!

So I thought it would be nice to close off with one last note

35 Things About The Raging Hobbit

1. I just realized after having ranted about facebook notes, that The Raging Hobbit spawned from Greg's Facebook Notes.

2. I can call him Greg now because he left Raging Hobbit

3. The month with the most posts was Spetember 2009 (24), followed by April 2010 (21)

4. The month with the least posts were February and June 2010, both with 0

5. The Raging Hobbit started September 2, 2009

6. The post "Rant's Complete List of True Celebrity Rumors And Brief Rant On American Idol" was supposed to be the last Raging Hobbit post.

7. The post "Teen Idols" is the only Raging Hobbit Post not to be posted right after it was written. It was in Raging Hobbit Limbo for about 2 months. The picture was made after.

8. "The Ranta Score" was the longest post to write (over 3 weeks), and is also the longest post to date. [Update, the longest post is now Ultimate Rant Time, but it did not take as long to write..]

9. Rage (Greg) has said he would quit Raging Hobbit 3 times and counting

10. Rant has 92 posts, Rage has had 25.

11. Every single post has a picture.

12. The shortest post to date is "Fat Pirates"

13. The Jack Fields Posts has more pictures than any other post (6).

14. The only posts ever to be removed from Raging Hobbit are "Crappy Fanmail" and Jack's post about mailmen.

15. The post that has been edited the most over time is the first one, "The Raging Hobbit"

16. The Raging Hobbit logo has been changed 4 times.

17. The post with the most comments is "The Longest Post. Ever."

18. Its not the longest post ever.

19. The first post that comes up on google when you search "Raging Hobbit" is "Sunday Morning Rant?"

20. I gave up on sunday morning rants a while back.

21. This blog was originally going to be called "The Angry Midget"

22. "The Angry Midget" was supposed to be Greg.

23. The Facebook page for Raging Hobbit came before the blog.

24. The first follower was Teddy

25. I've had "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat the whole time I've been writing this post.

26. My name was originally going to be "Louis Breckley", not Rant.

27. Greg was going to be "The Angry Midget"

28. "Louis Breckley and The Angry Midget" just sounded too much like a 90's family sit-com.

29. theangrymidget.blogspot.com was taken by some guy who only posted once in 2008, and it was a bunch of jokes he copied and pasted from CollegeHumor.

30. I'm still listening to Eye of the Tiger

31. Longest post name- "I Haven't Posted In A While But I Will Start Posting More Because I finished Standardized Testing And A History Report"

32. Shortest Post Name- "Post 100"

33. Of the many things I complain about, I've never complained about the weather.

34. Technically, only three other people have posted besides me and Greg. (Jack, Corrina, and Rage 9.2.1)

35. IDK!!

...Rant