Usually I complain about things in a relatively comedic way. Today, I'm just going to spill out a bunch of questions, funny or unfunny. These questions come straight from my heart.
-Why is it called "taking a shit", when thats entirely not what you're doing? Wouldn't it be called "leaving a shit"? This ties with the whole blowjob suckjob thing.
-When religious people pray, how does their god know when to listen? Does he only listen when you're praying? How can he distinguish a prayer? Wouldn't he get a ton of false alarms when you say things like "oh my god", or "good god"?
-Why is there always some kind of huge, mind blowing car/mattress sale going on?
- Why are the people in commercials so clean/loud/bright/fucking annoying?
-Why is Rice-a-Roni the "San Francisco Treat", if its located in Chicago? What makes it "San Francisco"?
-If churches don't need to pay property taxes, why doesn't everybody make their house into a church?
-What if your waiter accidentally drooled on your food on the way to your table? Would he bring it back to the chef, saying "sorry, I drooled on this"? Wouldn't he avoid the embarrassing situation and give you the food anyway? I sure would. I wonder how many times my my food has been accidentally defaced by my waiter.
Think about these. Answer them if you can.
..rant
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