Golf

Why is it that everyone who doesn't play golf think its stupid? "its so stupid and you dont do anything derp derp" fuck all of you. I don't care if its "not a sport" or "you don't do anything", its FUN. You know what sport I think is stupid? Basketball. All you do is bounce a ball and throw it into rings. Any sport could sound sucky when you put it into perspective. Take soccer for example. You kick a ball. Thats all. Wanna know a FACT? Playing 18 holes of golf burns 400 calories. AND thats only when you use a golf cart. Most people walk, which means more of like around 750 calories. Golf IS a sport. I mean if poker is a sport, you have to give golf a chance. And fishing? really? What about a port where you just go around killing people? is murder a sport? Murderball. Man is the most dangerous game. See, killing people IS a sport! What did that have anything do with anything? I don't know. But really, if you've never played golf, DON'T say its boring. (teddy cahill).

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