This is one I wrote a while ago, but never posted for some reason. This is the first thing that comes to my mind when seeing or hearing these following teen idols or "rising stars".
Selena Gomez- Illegal immigrant.
Kesha- Stoner and/or a really f*cked up Taylor swift.
Miley Cyrus- Goblin from Harry Potter that says "lamp please....key please..."
Justin Bieber- Woman.
Miranda Cosgrove- Evil clown. She has that same smile..
Demi Lovato- Breathes so much in her songs, sounds like she is calling 911
Shia LaBeouf- Nasal congestion
Bindi Irwin- About to be bitten by snake
Brenda Song- Asian
The Jonas Brothers- Like the Doobie Brothers but not at all
Josh Peck- Should be fat
Dylan and Cole Sprouse- Blonde=stupid
Jamie Lynn Spears- What the hell happened to her baby?
Vanessa Hudgens- Inability to wear clothing
Megan Fox- Fox=Dingo. Dingoes eat babies.
Jonah Hill- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3BBArd4so
So that's all I could think of off the top of my head.
...Rant
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