Jack Fields

This year, January 2, at 11:13 AM, I promised the world I would make a post solely about Jack Fields. Here it is. This post will include bonus features, including "How to Be Like Jack!", "Jack Fields Crossword Puzzle!" and even some exclusive lame Jack Fields pun photos, all visual representations of play on words based on the name Jack! You'll see classics like "Jack in The Box", "Hit the Road, Jack", and the ever so classic, "Brush my Teeth With a Bottle of Jack"!

How To Be Like Jack

By Rant

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Step One- Buy every pokemon card ever designed! Well, not all of them, because you still need some to complain that you don't have!

Step Two- Live in a house near Watchung Plaza, but never actually go there!!

Step Three- Break your screen door, so you can blame it on other people and get money!

Step Four- Have your info box on Facebook say "Rocking the rocking rock drums rock".

Step Five- Always wave your hands when you talk, like you are conducting an invisible orchestra of retarded kids!

Step Six- Have a pool table, but remember not to ever use it!

Heres an exclusive Jack Fields Crossword puzzle! Finish it correctly, and you might just be the next Jack Fields!

How many puns can you make with a name Jack? I could only think of three off the top of my head, but it took long enough to make even these! I even had to put the text ON the picture, because everything about blogger sucks, and I couldn't just label the pictures.

...Rant