Here comes the Gettysburg fucking address!
1. No! I don't remember!
2.
3. You started the "dick lick?"
4. ^^That was a necessity^^
5. I can't possibly imagine.
6. The potus game?
5. That wasn't me...
6. If I am fat... then Jack is OBESE.
7. Well, that teaches you a lesson in protected sex.
Discrediting lies:
1. It's a serious disease! Fuck you! Why don't you make fun of cancer babies too?
3. I have a vagina?
4. In your dreams, milfoid!
5. Rage can't ride a bike. This is actually true.
6. I'm the sexy shirtless gay guy who stands to greet the middle aged women as they walk through the doorway.
7. That's Nick, dumbass.
8. NO! NO! NO I DON'T!
9. I'm a good person. I'll give you a #10.
10. I have HUGE nuts!
Now here are 10 things about Rant you don't want to know. Countdown again.
10. He has special fried rice.
9. He got it from masturbating with candle wax and it went up his dick hole. And you know how the candle wax got it? Jack.
8. HE HAD SEX WITH A CANDLE.
7. "Monkey Monkey Rhino" is a sex game in which two men pile on top of one drag queen and they get it rough until someones "bone" breaks off.
6. He was busted for indecent exposure after fucking it with an Ostrich in public.
5. He is a filthy bastard child!
4. He screams "FUCKING VAGINA!" when he stubs his toe. As if.
3. I don't make Cock Norris jokes.
2. He has ORAL herpes. ORAL. (From a dog.)
1. Don't eat the hot dogs in his fridge.
-Rage
10. I have HUGE nuts!
Now here are 10 things about Rant you don't want to know. Countdown again.
10. He has special fried rice.
9. He got it from masturbating with candle wax and it went up his dick hole. And you know how the candle wax got it? Jack.
8. HE HAD SEX WITH A CANDLE.
7. "Monkey Monkey Rhino" is a sex game in which two men pile on top of one drag queen and they get it rough until someones "bone" breaks off.
6. He was busted for indecent exposure after fucking it with an Ostrich in public.
5. He is a filthy bastard child!
4. He screams "FUCKING VAGINA!" when he stubs his toe. As if.
3. I don't make Cock Norris jokes.
2. He has ORAL herpes. ORAL. (From a dog.)
1. Don't eat the hot dogs in his fridge.
-Rage
I stopped doing that once one of them sued me, bitch!
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