Derp

Ha! Guess what? Rage's retaliation to my lightbulb post has sparked the second Rant-Rage altercation. Remember the flamingos? This means Raging Hobbit Civil War.

1. I remember when you told the joke, and no one laughed! I still don't remember what the joke was, but it only momentous when I told it! I remember that!

2. I never said anything about quoting it, I'm talking about reading it. I hadn't even mentioned quoting it! I don't quote comics! Only people like Nick and Teddy do!

3. Its funny because when I had a Formspring, only 3 other people had it, so it wasn't for people who spend their days looking up blue waffle and then taking a tube of toothpaste and squeezing it out on the underside of their infinitesimally small penis while licking their arm hair!

4. ^^That was a necessity^^

5. YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER UNVEILED THE INTRINSIC NATURE AND SIGNIFICANCE BEHIND MONKEY MONKEY RHINO.

6. Its like the penis game. But better.

5. I went back to 5 again to test the inner brain of Raging Hobbit Readers. You failed, because you did not realize that. If Chocolate Rain is so bad, that must be why you sent me the youtube link on Facebook chat saying "LoL lUuk At tHiIss fUNyyyy shHiIit!"

6. Hm? Its funny because you are fat!

7. If you are the Raging Hobbit, then I made you, and thats friggin disgusting!

Now I will list 10 things about Rage that you don't want to know and didn't know before and you will know now because I am making a list of them!

1. Rage has Mad Cow Disease.

2. Rage hires poor Chinese boys to write his posts and pays them minimum wage.

3. Rage has blue waffle.

4. Rage has kittens and secretly makes love to them.

5. Rage can't ride a bike. This is actually true.

6. Rage works at Abercrombie.

7. Rage tells people to Google "animal porn", and also searches it on your computer when you aren't there. This is also very true.

8. Rage tells Chuck Norris jokes.

9. I will purposefully aggravate you by not having a number 10 on this list!

...Rant