But...Robo Lady Is My Only Friend...

I have a deep dark secret, Rant, you jerk. The reason I hate so many people is because I don't know any of them. Sort of like hillbilly's, but worse. The only person I ever talk to is the microsoft robo lady. And we're not just friends, we're more than friends, I was going to propose to here with a new diode set. Was. No longer. Now I hate...her. Because, you may have been right. The second I decided to Eharmony the microsoft robo lady, this is the true person who operates her:

None other than the notorious pedophile, Willy (MJ) Wonka. He wanted to steel my precious nuts to coat them in chocolate. It still hurts though, I loved her so much. I wouldn't have minded all that much if it turned out to be Gene Wilder, but Johnny Depp? He would probably put me on a pirate ship to Malaysia to a computer virus factory. And I was saved, Willy Wonka never could get to me, because right when he was gonna grab me with his Wonkavision powers, a Malaysian computer virus crashed my computer and saved me. That's right Rant, that is why I hate you.

EDitoors noeT: I don't know why Malaysia, it was Rant's idea.

-Rage