The Longest Post. Ever.

There are plenty of hilarious things around on the internet. Fat grannies, overweight men, fat kids with oh-so-repellent premature mustaches. Fat middle aged people. Fat turtles. Fat dead people. Tubs of lard. Fat. But you know what the funniest thing on the internet (Besides this blog) is? Google.com. It's a search engine. A magical machine that gives you what ever you want. If you search for a new toy price, you'll find what you want, 600 other matches, and two pages of porno. The porno comes first. In fact, you'll find strange things no matter what you google. When I googled google on google images I found some hot girl with the two O's in google for... never mind. Well, you can do whatever you want with google. You can fly in a plane, you can watch a collection of youtube ads, you can even buy an antique coo-coo clock for $5000. USD of course. One time, I googled oreo cookies and it came up with a picture of a fat guy falling from a tree. It made me laugh. That's why I love google. You can google anything! Google mail, Igoogle, google video, google plex, etc. Google can give you anything you want. If you look hard enough, you can find government secrets on google. Did you know that George Washington was Abe Lincoln's great grandfather? Of course you didn't. It's not true. But really, you can google anything you want. But now ad things happen. Evil people want to sabotage google. They are known as: BING! So how will we stop this monstrosity? I say, if everyone in the world comes together and googles Bing.com at the same time, we can destroy the internet, be ridding the world of Bing forever. Some sacrifices will be made. Yahoo and Ask.com will be destroyed as well, but Ask sucks now that Jeeves is gone and yahoo was always better as chocolate milk. Do you wanna know a secret about Bing? They're drug advertisers. The first thing you think of when you hear bing! Is that semi-hot girl who does the obvious product placement in all of those Palm Pre commercials. But then you think of bong. Drug advertisers, of course. Now, help the cause, google google google times. Google is like, right before infinity, so here's your example. 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Now let's see who's post is longer, fat boy.

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